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			<title><![CDATA[ How bout a nice drinking song? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Youse Maight Be a Redneck ifn ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ this is your idea of a seafood dinner.....
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I have a business proposition for Mike Fisher. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Fish, enter this thread now.
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			<title><![CDATA[ German humor ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I just thought I could share some of my favourite cartoons (not necessarily typical german, that title was just to suck you in<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">). The books of the guy and his website are titled &quot;not funny&quot;
(&quot;nicht lustig&quot;), but, well, see for yourself (sorry if the english translation is less than perfect):
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<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:31:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Some Assembly Required ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:54:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Can you tell the difference? ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:02:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Aggie Love ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:45:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ intelligence ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">A little boy went up to his father and asked: &quot;Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?&quot;
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The father replied: &quot;Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, &#39;cause I still have mine.&quot;</font> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:19:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Money ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial"><font color="#004080" size="4">It can buy a house
<br>
......... But not a Home
<br>
<br>
It can buy a  bed
<br>
......... But not Sleep
<br>
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It can buy a Clock
<br>
.......... But not Time
<br>
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It can buy you a Book
<br>
......... But not Knowledge
<br>
<br>
It can buy you a Position
<br>
......... But not Respect
<br>
<br>
It can buy you Medicine
<br>
.......... But not Health
<br>
<br>
It can buy you Blood
<br>
.......... But not Life
<br>
<br>
It can buy you... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:19:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Having a sh*tty day then visit this site ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ www.fmylife.com
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<br>
There did somebody else &#39;s misfortune make your day look a bit better?
<br>
<br>
*Don&#39;t forget to check out the Tops FML section
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			<title><![CDATA[ Stupid Husband ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">He makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long.  Well, one Saturday morning he gets up really
early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made,  puts on his long johns, grabs his tackle and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck. Down the
driveway he goes.
<br>
 
<br>
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Nuts ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p align="left"><font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery
fence.</font></p>

<p align="left"><font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began
dividing the nuts.
<br>
<br>
 &quot;One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,&quot; said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
<br>
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:57:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Female Gamers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic309482_md.jpg" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:18:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You Have Two Cows ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">DEMOCRATIC 
<br>
You have two cows. 
<br>
Your neighbor has none. 
<br>
You feel guilty for being successful. 
<br>
Barbara Streisand sings for you. 
<br>
<br>
REPUBLICANISM 
<br>
You have two cows. 
<br>
Your neighbor has none. 
<br>
So? 
<br>
<br>
SOCIALIST 
<br>
You have two cows. 
<br>
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. 
<br>
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. 
<br>
<br>
COMMUNIST
<br>
You have two... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:57:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Break Up Letter ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong><font face=""><span style="font-family: &amp;#39;Arial&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;sans-serif&amp;#39;; color: blue; font-size: 10pt;">Dear wife:</span></font></strong>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:28:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ LOL picture thread ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Post pictures that make you laugh here!  Laughter is natures medicine! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/07/504x_Picture_102.png" alt="image">
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Sir Meh)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:43:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Frozen Crabs ]]></title>
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            <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif">A lawyer boarded an airplane in</span><span class="EC_ececapple-converted-space"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"> </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:50:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ House Rules ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 
<br>
<br>
&quot;I&#39;ll be home when I want, if I want ! and at what time I want-and I don&#39;t expect any hassle from you.
<br>
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won&#39;t be home for dinner.
<br>
I&#39;ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don&#39;t you give... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:48:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Second Opinion ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
<br>
<br>
Husband gets up in a rage and says, &quot;And you are no good in bed either,&quot; and storms out of the house.
<br>
<br>
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings
<br>
her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, &quot;what took you so long to answer the phone?&quot;
<br>
<br>
She says, &quot;I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:47:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 25 signs you have grown up ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" align="left"><font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">1. Your house plants are alive, and you can&#39;t smoke any of them. 
</font></p> ]]></description>

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