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			<title><![CDATA[ Perseverence ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">When his .38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California,
robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it
worked.</font> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ What Beer Is For ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You Might Be A Redneck if.... ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:00:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Have you had your 5 year check up lately? ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:57:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter ]]></title>
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  <h1><font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter</font></h1>
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<p><font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">Rule One:  If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#39;d better be delivering a package, because you&#39;re
sure not picking anything up.</font></p>

<p><font face="Arial" color="#004080" size="4">Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at
anything below her... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ New York Times Article ]]></title>
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  <font size="4"><font face="Times New Roman">A little girl is visiting the New York Zoo with her parents and is</font> <font face="Times New Roman">standing
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  <font face="Times New Roman">Suddenly, the lion grabs the little girl by the cuff of her jacket</font> <font face="Times New Roman">and tries to pull her
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:23:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 1tech bunny ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span>Saw this today, and the bunny reminded me of someone around here... (go to the site to see it in HD quality. It&#39;s worth it)
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<a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:54:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Act Now! ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 20:55:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sig, heil! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Read JameyD&#39;s sig. That&#39;s a joke in itself. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:43:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Muffler shop hiest ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did y&#39;all see on the news about the guy who was trying to rob a muffler shop and the safe was locked and manager was gone?? The employee said that he told
the robber that he could not open the safe and the manager was the only one who could..Robber asked if he could leave his cell number and have the manager call
him when he returned!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
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Its just hard to find any good robbers any more.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:58:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ woman shot while pregnant joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Arial&amp;#39;, &amp;#39;sans-serif&amp;#39;"> </span>

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  three times in the stomach. Luckily the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:48:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ grandma ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Subject: WHEN GRANDMA GOES TO COURT
<br>
<br>
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren&#39;t prepared for the answer.
<br>
<br>
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
&#39;Mrs. Jones, do you know me?&#39; She responded, &#39;Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I&#39;ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly,
you&#39;ve been a big... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ A wife dreaming in the middle of the night... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ...suddenly wakes up and shouts, &quot;Quick, my husband is back!&quot;
<br>
<br>
The man quickly gets up, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window...
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<br>
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<br>
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...Only to realize moments later, &quot;Damn, I am the husband.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:58:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Bass Pro Shop ]]></title>
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    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson&#39;s birthday. She doesn&#39;t know which one to get so she just grabs one and
    <br>
    goes over to the counter.
    <br>
    <br>
    A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She
    <br>
    says, &quot;Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?&quot;... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:04:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ cop ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff&#39;s deputy. He
<br>
&gt; thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New
<br>
&gt; York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
<br>
&gt; Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
<br>
&gt; deputy&#39;s expense.
<br>
&gt; Deputy says,&quot;License and registration, please.&quot;
<br>
&gt; Lawyer says, &quot;What for?&quot;
<br>
&gt; Deputy says, &quot;... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 1918 14:00:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Take Bob Knight, Please! ]]></title>
			<link>http://dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/topic/8478/t/Take-Bob-Knight-Please-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2778/lmao2.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (CaptainMav)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:06:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ viagra ]]></title>
			<link>http://dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/topic/8472/t/viagra.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic  name.
<br>
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name  of
<br>
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
<br>
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
<br>
<br>
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
<br>
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced  that
<br>
it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:22:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ t thread for the heck of it ]]></title>
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (DOCTOR LOVE)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:48:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Fin Sux! ]]></title>
			<link>http://dallasbasketballdotcom.yuku.com/topic/8343/t/Fin-Sux-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ We all know this! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:46:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ t ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:12:21 GMT</pubDate>
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